Stephen Low isn't sure which line o dialog in his award‐winning 2003 IMAX filmVolcanoes of the Deep Searaised the ire of creationists. Maybe it was the one about soft‐bodied creatures that were in the seas “hundreds of millions or even a billion years ago.” Or perhaps it was the description of a deep‐sea thermal vent as a place that “had seen a billion years of darkness yet there was no night.”