It is trite to regard turbulence as the last unsolved problem in classical physics and to cite many books and authorities to justify the opinion. It is likewise a cliche´ to list great physicists and mathematicians, such as Werner Heisenberg, Richard Feynman, and Andrei Kolmogorov, who “failed” to solve the problem despite much effort. Horace Lamb and others have been credited with wishing to seek heavenly wisdom on the subject when they arrived in heaven. With such lists and stories, youngsters are cautioned, directly and indirectly, that turbulence is beyond reasonable grasp.